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Shay's Days

Things Happen One After Another

Name:
Baby, I'm gonna do you till you can juggle.
Birthdate:
18 June 1976
External Services:
  • shaysdays@livejournal.com
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Oh, there's nothing much interesting to say here. I do so many things on a whim I have an industrial strength Whim 2004 to support my mercurialness.

This is what I look like:


Like a comedic sexy Chrissy H-something-something from The Pretenders, but smokier and Frenchier. -dreadpiratekurt

...Everyone's mind goes there sometime but not everyone is skilled at sharing the trip. You have a dangerous and rare talent. -multi_facetedg

Oh yeah? Well... your mom! -My mom

The Mike Patton of Bucks County! -Some guy at karaoke

Could you look a little more like Anna Paquin, plz. -playdur

I wish you could see the tormented look on my face right now. It is all your fault. thecityofdis

when i think shay, i eventually think classy! -3771

Brow-ow-ow-ow-rrrrrufff! -Honey

Haha, I started collecting shit to go in my userinfo, but it degenerated into mom jokes and now it's gone a bit meta.- shaysdays




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